disney | text posts
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
Four Wongs make a Wright
who the fuck calls their kid anakin
I’m crying oh my fucking god
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
not stoned, just slightly pebbled
The One Direction Guide to Friendship
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!