kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

zohbugg:

penis-hilton:

officialfrenchtoast:

Four Wongs make a Wright

who the fuck calls their kid anakin

image

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

goddamnright:

The One Direction Guide to Friendship 

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

asapscience:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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